We know we're only five months into 2012, but Joseph Moody may well be the Donkey of the Year! According to police, the 31-year-old left a black bag inside a Peters Township grocery store. A shopper found the the bag -- which contained weed and hallucinogenic mushrooms -- and turned it over to the a store employee, who in turn turned it over to police. Joseph called the store to see if anyone had found the bag and when the store told him to go to the police station to recover it -- the genius did. Hee-haw!