An 18-year-old donkey is facing assault charges after he shot up a house in Memphis over some stupidity. We don't fully understand all the details, but it goes something like this: Adarius Green's mother got angry because a baby shower was moved from her house. Instead of acting like an adult, she started a Facebook feud with Vaneesha Howard. (We don't know how the two are related, who's baby shower it was or where the baby shower was moved to. Blame the inept TV reporter for not asking the right questions or including the answers in her report.) The older woman got tired of typing, so she sent her son (Adarius), along with her daughter and several other girls to Vaneesha's home to confront her, but Adarius pulled out a gun and starting firing aimlessly into the home with six people inside. I just can't. Bye.