Last December, Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner D. Ruane were en route to New York City to murder and castrate Justin Bieber, but they missed a turn and ended up in Canada. A funny thing happened and Mark, 41, was arrested. During their investigation, cops linked him to a plot to kill and castrate Justin along with the singer's personal bodyguard and two others in Vermont. According to police, Dana Martin, who is serving two life sentences for the 2000 killing of a 15-year-old girl, hired Mark and Tanner to carry out his plan because Justin didn't respond to any of his letters. (Sidebar: Dana is batshit crazy. He's Justin's biggest fan and has a tattoo of the singer on his leg. Het met Mark behind bars.) In an interview with the NBC-affiliate in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Mark says he's innocent and he was taking the last-minute trip to NYC to pick up a Ferrari that Dana gave him. Bwahahahahahaha!!!