This Lady Who Bit Off a Another Lady's Finger Certainly Seems Pleased With Herself
What's up with all the cannibalism of late. Just today a pr0stitute tried to eat a client's johnson, last week a hungry homeless man bit off a waiter's lip and woman bit a man after he wrote something on Facebook. It's all mad! Now comes 44-year-old Cynthia Johnson of Bartlett, Tennessee, who is charged with aggravated assault after she bit off 44-year-old Jacqueline Harris' right ring finger from the top knuckle up during a fight. She seems quite pleased with herself. According to the police report, Cynthia admitted to the bite-ation, saying: "I bit it off, O-F-F off, and spit it out in the front yard." Officers were able to find the finger but doctors were not able to re-attach it. Cynthia has since been released from jail on a $20,000 bond.
Update: We have some more information as to what led to the fight. Apparently the brawl was over Jacqueline’s son flirting with Cynthia’s daughter (we don't know how old the kids are). Around 9pm that night, Jacqueline went to Cynthia's home around 11pm Monday night and invited her outside to have a civil, adult conversation -- who are we kidding, we invited her outside to fight! -- and they began screaming at each other then came the body blows and the severed digit that will always remind Jacqueline of the donkey she is. SMDH.