I just can't with Nikkiya Patterson. On Sunday, the 28-year-old tried to steal a wig from a beauty supply store in Stockton, California, but when the the owner confronted her, Nikkiya attacked him. After the fight was over she kicked in the front door then called police, claiming the store owner and/or his mother assaulted her. Bwhahahahahahahaha! When cops arrived, Nikkiya was arrested and charged with robbery, theft and battery on a peace officer. She remains jailed on $53,000 bond.