Two donkeys in Seattle with man problems went to a local psychic to find out when they'll find Mr Right. The psychic, whose name is Paulina, told them she can see their future, but it will cost them. One woman paid Paulina $2,000 (the other forked over $600) for "energy work" (some crap about making a person's energy more powerful) and Paulina promised them if they weren't satisfied or found themselves a man, they can get their money back. Shock! The women saw no change in their relationship status and asked Paulina for their money back. And -- shock! -- Paulina refused to refund the money. So they alerted the media. Hee-haw!