While we're at it, let's just hand a Mother of the Year award to this ↑↑↑↑ person.
Ashley Taylor Wright, 23, of Pensacola, hid two pairs of jeans and a shirt valued at $261 in a baby stroller and left Dillard’s, the Sheriff's Office reported. When a deputy approached Wright’s vehicle in the parking lot, she started yelling for her husband to leave, the Sheriff's Office reported. Two children were in the car. The deputy tried to get Wright out of the car. She put the carrier in front of her and yelled, “You will have to shoot through the baby to get me,” according to the Sheriff’s Office. She then ran from the vehicle and threw the 14-pound infant in her carrier toward the deputy, the Sheriff’s Office reported. Wright fell and fought the deputy when he tried to control her. She was taken to Fort Walton Beach Medical Center for a cut on her head. She was charged with petty theft, child abuse without great bodily harm and resisting an officer without violence. She was taken to Okaloosa County Jail and placed on $7,000 bond.The baby was not injured. Two other young children were also in the car.