The One About the Donkey Who Broke into School to Check His Facebook Page
Police in Memphis are looking for this idiot ↑↑↑ who's wanted for burglary. They say 21-year-old Rayshaun Thomas broke into a school shortly before 6am on December 30, 2014, took a laptop from a desk then put it back after spending two hours sitting on a couch checking his Facebook page. Pro tip: Always delete history and cookies.
source: Dyersburg Gazette