Thursday, December 17, 2009

Drunk 4-Year-Boy in Drag Steals Neighbor's Christmas Gifts


Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming the streets on Tuesday night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

Why did he leave his home in the middle of the night, you ask?

[ You. Must. Read. This. Very. Slowly. ]

Because, as his 21-year-old mother April Wright says, he "wants to go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

This is so tragic.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was precocious, I never drank when I was little, nor wore girls clothes, but I explored voraciously

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