How You Doin' - This is the granddaddy of all Wendyisms. It's used to imply someone (or something) is gay. (You'll find an entire category about it on this blog.)
Bail! - Get out of a relationship, friendship.
Bagnista - Someone who's got to have the latest handbag. (Same applies to TVnista, which is someone who watches a lot of television.)
Cat Trap - A vagina.
Cheateristic/cheateration - Pertaining to cheating.
The Chief - Weed, marijuana, ganja.
Death File - A stash of items you collect (memorabilia) in the hopes of selling and turning a profit when the person dies.
Dirty Backpack Clique - This is a term to describe the earthy, neo-soul genre of music and its singers. For example: Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Musiq Soulchild, etc...
Donkey - A person who does something stupid.
Friend in my head - Usually a famous person Wendy has never met, but perceives to be a friend.
Ehaow! - Recorded by legendary queen Harmonica Sunbeam, this too is used to imply someone is gay.
Fan out - Go out, gather details about something then report back
Hard and Black - This is a state of being; usually refers to a person who's cold-hearted or emotionally strong. See also "Soft and Pink"
Hey! - Recorded by wrestler Chyna, it's used to insinuate someone is high or gets high, intoxicated, or something that will make you high or drunk.
It is what it is - Used to describe a situation or event that just is and can't be changed.
Jumpoff - A sexual partner who is always available and always ready.
Lie on that sword - To accept your situation. Usually a situation you created. See, It is what it is.
Luxuriate - To bask in all things fabulous/pleasurable.
Miss Honey - A gay man.
Negrodian - An African-American person who does something that further perpetuates racial, cultural stereotypes.
Negrodian Expenditure - A purchase made by an African-American that is outrageous for their current situation. Or, even if the person has the money to afford it, the item is usually flashy and excessive.
Poach on a relationship - You went in a stole someone's man/woman.
Professional - Oral sex.
Soft and Pink - Used to describe the delicate female emotions. See also "Hard and Black".
Splaboo - Michael Jackson is said to have created this word to describe African-Americans.
Swoop Down - An act of getting to the truth.
A toe is a toe - An anything-goes sexual encounter.
Turtleneck - An uncircumcised penis.
You Can Put That Where?...Back There? - Recorded by actress Vivica Fox, this is used when you want to forget a situation, event or person.
We'll continue to update this glossary, but if you want to suggest your favorite Wendyism, drop us a line.