Lady Gaga: 'I Do Have a Really Big Donkey Dick'
You know what: We like this Lady Gaga.
We've accused her - much like a lot of other people - of having a dick, but on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, a UK talk show which aired last weekend, she answered the question in a way that's quiet endearing.
Jonathan told her about rumors that she's a well-endowed young man and quipped: "If you're well-endowed then I have no idea where you're hiding it."
To which Lady Gaga said, "Well, I do have a really big donkey dick."
We love it! We like a girl who can play along with the jokes about herself without taking ish too seriously.
Well, if she isn't a man, she's a lesbian, or at least bisexual.
PS: She forgot that teacup set at the Metropolitan Hotel's restaurant in London last weekend and went crazy! She immediately dispatched a taxi to the restaurant to retrieve it.
"She kicked up a fuss and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back. She wouldn't drink out of anything else. It just looked like any other cup and saucer to me and said 'Made in China' on the bottom. It seemed a lot of fuss over nothing," a source told the Sun.
Her people are being very mysterious as to the sentimental value or why she only drinks from this one cup.
"Lady Gaga does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers," her rep said.