Friday, May 1, 2009

Brad Pitt Divorced Jennifer Aniston Because She's a Lesbian!

Ever sat in a corner and pondered: Why can't Jennifer Aniston find a man? Or asked, maybe aloud, why no man wants her? Why, why, why? Well, we're sure you haven't wasted your time thinking about that, but we may have an answer anyway.

Jennifer is a lesbian and not interested in having sex with Brad! Well, that's according to a woman named Toni who knows Jen, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

“Brad likes to have sex a lot and Jennifer never wanted to sleep with him. He started to speculate that she was gay, though he never caught her with another woman or anything like that. He was very frustrated for a long time. Then he met Angelina, who is insatiable in bed, and the rest is history," Toni told Ian Halperin.

Toni says the stories about Jennifer not wanting kids were planted by Angelina to justify the affair.

“Brad always said that was a lie. Jen actually was ready to settle down and have kids the day Friends wrapped. That’s not why he left her. He really did love Jen but she just wasn’t fulfilling his needs.”

“I don’t really know Jen and I found it hard to believe she swings both ways. When Brad confided his suspicions, I told him, ‘no way!’. But when she started dating John Mayer, I thought, hey, maybe there is something to Brad’s theory. Everybody knows that Mayer is gay. Not a big secret. I can see the appeal of him hooking up with Jennifer but what does she have to gain by dating him if she’s straight?”

Furthermore, Toni says Brad was jumping off with Angelina 18 months earlier than previously reported. And Jen knew about it.

In fact, “one night she caught Brad and Angie having phone sex and she completely ignored it. She knew they were having an affair. It was the perfect escape for her.”

Are you serious, Toni? Is this Ms Michael Jordan, Toni? Cause everyone knows you're a nutcase. LOL.

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Anonymous said...

Jenn is not lesbian. No way she could muff dive. The word on the street is that she has a real problem with the Chief. She couldn't imagine going 1 day without it, much less giving it up during a pregnancy. Why do you think doesn't have kids now?

Anonymous said...

mmmmmh, that's interesting. Angelina Jolie had a lesbian affair with the model Jenny Shimizu for years and it was public knowledge, (probably still sees her on the side). So why would Brad hook up with another woman whose bi or lesbian? Word on the street is Brad is bi and Jenn knew it going into the marriage and as time went on couldn't put up with it anymore; whereas Angelina goes both ways anyway and it would be acceptable to her.

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