Bethenny Frankel Loves Big Penises But Was the Worst Golddigger

"Real Housewives of New York City" co-star Bethenny Frankel put her dress down and stopped by the Experience this afternoon to dish all about her castmates and Danielle Staub from the other side of the river.

What we learned from Bethenny: She was a horrible golddigger because she failed to enroll in Golddigger University. But now she's in a relationship with a regular "human being". Plus, she loves diamonds and big penises.

Oh, she also hates co-star Kelly Bensimon's guts! She somehow likes alleged coke-whore and prostitute Danielle Staub from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," though.

Now she fears for her safety because any one of the New Jersey housewives can put a hit out on her.

Heads-up to the cops: If Bethenny goes missing, look closely at those Jersey girls.

Listen to the interview.