Disabled Couple Banned From Having Sex
A Scottish couple (pictured) is furious after authorities banned them from having sex between 10pm and 7am after a neighbor's child told a teacher about the noise, according to the Sun.
50-year-old Alan, who also has epilepsy, and 43-year-old Fiona, who suffers from debilitating myotonic dystrophy, are disabled. They both say council officials have gone too far because they're not noisy people and they only have sex for five minutes two nights a week -- on Saturday and Monday nights.
"It's total nonsense. My wife and I are both disabled and I can assure you that we are not swinging from the light-shades. We are not screamers either - we cannot believe it. Sex normally only lasts around five or six minutes due to my condition so it's not as it we are at it all night....We are basically housebound and watch television until about 10pm and then go to bed and sometimes have sex," Alan said.
But said "a few people have complained about the noise they make. It's not the amount of times they are at it, but the noise when they are. They are very loud and some of the talk is very dirty."
If Alan and Fiona don't comply with the council, they could be arrested and charged with a crime like this woman.