Don't Call This Woman Fat. She'll Eat You. Literally.
According to Lincoln, Neb. police, 21-year-old Anna Godfrey is none too pleased when you call her a fat. So, thread lightly or she'll have you for a snack.
Which was what happened to a 24-year-old Lincoln, Neb. man this morning. He's missing a chunk of his right ear after Anna (pictured) bit it off when he called her "fat."
The victim said he was at at a birthday party last night when a verbal altercation broke out. Somehow, he called Anna fat and that's when she "tackled" (gag!) him and bit off his ear!!! Police said the missing part of the man's ear was never found. So, putting two and two together: Anna ate it.
She is being charged with assault.