Friday, May 28, 2010

Condom Thief Tasered


Krystal Bernette Deveaux might be a big girl, but she's fast. According to police, the 22-year-old stuffed two boxes of Trojan condoms (in addition to several tank tops and shirts) in her purse at a Walmart in St. Lucie West, Fla. a little after midnite Wednesday.

When a police officer asked her to stop and surrender, bish was like what? then kept it moving. Then she ran. After a 60-yard foot chase, the cop pulled out his Taser gun and Tased her ass and down she went.

What, pray tell, was the officer's reasons for Tasing the 300-pound klepto?

"Due to the female's large stature, fast speed, and active resistance to my numerous attempts to stop her, along with the fact that I did not have back-up for the theft arrest, I determined that I would utilize my Taser to stop the actively resistant suspect," the officer wrote in his report. "Considering the safety of the suspect, the vehicles and patrons traveling in the parking lot, as well as my own safety in the event the large suspect would escalate to fighting, I determined that Taser utilization would be the safest and most effective manner to stop the suspect safely."

We can't! But we do want to know, however: How fat was this police officer?

Krystal, by the way, was charged with retail theft and resisting an officer.

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2 comments:

Walter said...

She's a beast, but why didn't she just go to the clinic and get free condoms?

BunBun4life said...

@walter HAAAAAAA! I was wondering who would want to climb that mountain myself, but HEY at least she practices safe sex!!!

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