It's all fun and games, until you get stabbed for putting your finger in someone's butt. No, seriously.
A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said. The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city. According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect. A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, "Are you ready to die?" The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated. Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention. It was not immediately clear if police arrested the suspect.All this while we were under the impression that a toe is a toe. Apparently, not.