Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Wherein Having a Big Ass is an Occupational Hazard

Firefighters in London were forced to cut a man from a window yesterday morning. The man, who was trying to break into the home at around 2am, got stuck because his ass is too big. He was discovered several hours when a resident at the house he was attempting to burglarize, came downstairs for breakfast and spotted him stuck in the window. Awk-ward!

“It was hilarious," a neighbor said. "All of the neighbors came outside to take a look at his legs and backside sticking out of the window. He must have felt a right idiot. Most people wanted him to be left there. There is one neighbor who is a surgeon, and he told the emergency services he'd be able to get the burglar out without damaging the window. But they politely declined, saying they would rather get him out in one piece.”

The 36-year-old man, who is slim but has large ass (you can see the his face after the jump), was eventually removed from the window at 8:30am and arrested on suspicion of burglary.


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