Mouse Found Inside Man's Ass! (Wait, What?!?)

Late Monday morning, police in Seneca, SC responded to a call from a homeowner who said someone was trying to break into his home. Upon arrival, police found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home and when the deputy tried to make contact with Noah, he slapped the officer. In return, the deputy tased his ass, but that didn't subdue him. The cop called for back-up and Noah continued to kick at the officers who finally were able to wrestle him to ground after they pepper sprayed him and struck him several times with their batons.

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home. During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

Say no to drugs, kids. Or a mouse could crawl up your ass, too.


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