WATCH: Drunk Baby, Suicidal Twins, and She's Down!

They start 'em young in Russia (or the Netherlands).


This documentary, Madness In The Fast Lane, is utter, ahem, madness, but it's absolutely riveting. We've never seen or heard about this story until today. Back on May 17, 2008, BBC cameras were on hand filming a story when twin sisters Sabina and Ursula Eriksson threw themselves into oncoming traffic on busy Swedish highway, hoping to commit suicide. They survived, but that's just the beginning of the story.












This seems perfectly safe:




Man's robbery attempt foiled by samurai sword. Brad Grayland Vinson, 52, who's suspected of committing at least 14 robberies in Richland County, SC. Last week he attempted to rob a convenience store, but the clerk pulled out a samurai sword and chased Brad out of the store into the parking lot.





Whose shopping list is this, anyway?




FIGHT! Lady fighting with a man in NYC, gets knocked the eff out and she's leaking.




Tawainese motorcyclist crossed the double line with predictable results:




Oprah revaled on her show today, she has a half-sister named Patricia Lloyd.