Friday, March 25, 2011

It's Lindsay™, Bitch!

Troubled actress , klepto and crackhead Lindsay Lohan is dropping her surname. Henceforth, she'll be known only as Lindsay™, her mom Dina told the folks over at PopEater.
"Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay," Dina tells me, exclusively. "Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan." Lindsay had been thinking about dropping her surname for some time but at first thought no one would know who she was. It was only after the infamous Super Bowl E-trade advertisement referring to a baby as "that milkaholic Lindsay," that the actress knew she no longer needed it. "So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list," a family friend tells me. "And it's a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay's father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name." The name "Lohan" is Irish, and Lindsay can trace her roots back to County Cork, as can the "Sullivan" family, according to Irish Central. She also has some Italian heritage as well.
Expect famewhore Michael Lohan to call a press conference to discuss this very topic momentarily. Wait! Is he still in jail? We're too lazy to look (or care), but the 50-year-old was arrested this week after he beat up his girlfriend.
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