This is the absolutely saddest and most gut-wrenching thing you'll hear today. Last Sunday, police officers in Bellaire, Ohio had to cut a 43-year-old obese man out of a chair, which he was stuck in for two years. His skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair and he he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were everywhere. The thing is: Two other able-bodied people lived in the home -- another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Police were called after he was non-responsive; he was taken to the hospital where he's since died. According to reports, the man insisted on living his life in the chair. (He was not forced to live confined to the chair, with no access to hygiene.) We could be wrong, but we say the obese man's girlfriend was having relations with the roommate. Sidebar: What's That Smell?