FIGHT! "I'm from Fifth and Washington!" Well, apparently that will result in an epic beat down.
Wanna see a flying policeman? A Madison, Wisc. sheriff deputy tries to stop a speeding car with predictable results. The deputy, Dale Veto, suffered broken legs and a broken and separated shoulder in March 2008 as he laid down spike strips to stop the car, which was stolen by a 15-year-old boy and was being chased by police cruisers. He's currently suing a juvenile treatment home for failure to prevent the boy from stealing the vehicle. Good luck with that. (Sidebar: The kid got two years in prison for running over Dale was sentenced to 11 years in prison for, you guessed it, stealing another car. Donkey!)
At 2:46pm Friday, a massive 8.9-magnitude earthquake and resulting tsunami rocked northern Japan, killing at least 1000 people and toppled dozens of buildings.
Quick! Someone call DFCS.
Meanwhile, on the line for the iPad 2...
What's That Smell? The NYC subway isn't the cleanest, but human waste in a busy station has people gagging.
Liz Bonis, the morning news anchor at WKRC in Cincinnati, sure loves to "exercise."
A group of French trouble-makers attack tourists with a hose.
A man is in critical condition after three men beat him down with a chair in Memphis iHop restaurant early this morning.
A Louisville, Ky. woman placed a classified ad looking for a kidney...for a friend who has been battling kidney disease for nine years.