Monday, March 14, 2011

WATCH: Ohhhhhh, The Problem Is...

"Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong" in American spells racist! Well, for UCLA student Alexandra Wallace it does. The junior political science major prefaces this video by saying she's "not the most politically-correct person" so we shouldn't take offense, but what she says about Asian classmates -- hours after the deadly earthquake and tsunami struck Japan -- had us gagging and clutching our pearls. She'll probably get expelled from UCLA - AS SHE SHOULD!!!!

UPDATE, Mar. 18: On the same after the college officials said they would not pursue disciplinary actions against Alexandra (suspiciously) issued a statement saying she will leave UCLA effective immediately. She issued this statement: “In an attempt to produce a humorous YouTube video, I have offended the UCLA community and the entire Asian culture. I am truly sorry for the hurtful words I said and the pain it caused to anyone who watched the video. Especially in the wake of the ongoing disaster in Japan, I would do anything to take back my insensitive words. I could write apology letters all day and night, but I know they wouldn’t erase the video from your memory, nor would they act to reverse my inappropriate action. I made a mistake. My mistake, however, has lead to the harassment of my family, the publishing of my personal information, death threats, and being ostracized from an entire community. Accordingly, for personal safety reasons, I have chosen to no longer attend classes at UCLA."

Without skipping a beat, Asian students let Alexandra have it!

Here's the song. We're not sure if it's OK to laugh at this...but...

Alexandria needs a few moments with Casey Heynes. The young boy has been bullied all his life, until one day he snapped and put an epic beatdown on his bully. (Sidebar: This happened at Chifley College High School in St. Mary's, Australia. Casey was the one suspended. Update: The bully was suspended, too.)

We gotta learn these sick moves for our next family get-together. We'll be the life of the party -- for sure!

This video of a guy walking around Times Square hacking into video screens with an iPhone is pretty awesome. (It's probably fake, though.)

FIGHT! (First, turn your speakers waaaaay down.) For a moment we swore this was a cackle of hyenas, but, it was just a group of out-of-control teenage girls from Jersey.

Those pesky glass doors are gonna kill someone we tell ya.

Speaking of which....

A brave man jumps behind the wheel of a fuel truck moments after it caught on fire at a gas station in Turkey. He drove it about three blocks away. Six people were injured and four cars were burnt to a crisp.

A snake died from silicone poisoning after biting Israeli model Orit Fox's fake boobs. (Reportedly, holds the record for the largest fake boobs in Middle East.) Orit was making an appearance on on TV show when the snake went for her breasts and latched on. She was taken the hospital and given a tetanus shot; the snake didn't make it.

Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance in the streets of NYC last weekend. Fun times!

Update: Our apologizes. That wasn't Miss Gaga.
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