The result was pretty much inevitable, as Mr Todorov began swiping wildly with the sword. Our unfortunate victim picks up the story: "He told me he was a martial arts expert - he was whizzing it around his head. I went to try and take it off him before he caused an accident - and then he slashed it in front of me. I thought he'd missed but then I felt a burning pain and collapsed. He'd sliced the sword through my trousers and lopped off my penis." Although clearly sad and very unfortunate, the story is also somewhat heartening - because Mr Lozanov campaigned for his pal's release from prison, after he was given a six-year sentence over the incident. He did have something of an ulterior motive, though - to get Mr Todorov back into employment in order to raise the cash to pay for a brand, spanking new chopper. "People tell me I was noble to get him released but I want him to get a job so he can pay the compensation I am due," Mr Lozanov continued. "There is nothing I can do to change what has happened - it's in the past. I just hope now that, by helping him, it will help me."Does anyone know how much a new, unused penis sell for?
This Man Wants a New Penis
Nothing good happens when you're drunk and wielding samurai swords around. Just ask Zaprian Lozanov. The 61-year-old man from Plovdiv, Bulgaria was throwing a few back with his best friend Lyubomir Todorov, when he grabbed a sword to show off his martial arts skills while intoxicated. That sounds like a very bad idea. In the process, Lyubomir chopped off Zaprian's (pictured) penis.