NBA Baller Tony Parker Injured in Chris Brown-Drake Brawl Sues For $20 Million

Last week (was it last week? frankly, we're too uninterested to give a damn), temper-tantrum-throwing convicted felon Chris Brown and Drake and their respective group of yes-men, got into a bottle-throwing brawl in a NYC nightclub over Rihanna's cake-cake-cake-cake-cake. It was so ridiculous and childish. Police "investigated," but no one was arrested. Typical. Eight people were injured during the singers' ridiculous game of ¿Quienes más macho?, now the first civil suit (we think it's the first) has been filed. San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, who was at WiP that night with CFCB and suffered a scratched retina (which he calls a "severe personal injury") has slapped the owners of WiP nightclub with a $20 million lawsuit claiming they were negligent in security and supervision, which allowed the fight to take place. $20 million? Really? In the lawsuit, Tony claims the nightclub was "reckless, careless and negligent in permitting Drake's entourage and Brown's entourage to be in the club at the same time despite known tension between the two," sitting them near one another and continued to serve drinks to people who were "obviously intoxicated." We don't know how the club would've known that CFCB and Drake are boning/were boning Rihanna. Furthermore, since Tony knew that there was tension or there could be possible tension, why didn't he exit the club? Anywho, according to the suit, Tony says the club's lack of judgement "was a contributing cause of the altercation and plaintiff's injuries and damages." Tony's lawsuit -- which doesn't name CFCK or Drake as defendants -- also claims the club tried to cover up the incident. C'est quoi ce merrier?! $20 million? Really, Tony and Tony's attorney? Really?! Look the hell down!

His lawyer, David Jaroslawicz, said the extent of Parker’s wounds aren’t yet known but noted eye injuries “certainly don’t improve your outside shot.” ..."She’s been known, like Helen of Troy, to cause trouble,” Jaroslawicz said of Rihanna. Sources said Drake, 25, sent Brown into a rage when his table sent over note that read, “I am f- -king the love of your life.” Brown had just bought the hip-hop star a pricey bottle of Champagne, sources said. Drake’s camp maintains the fight was instigated by a member of Brown’s crew. Jaroslawicz said it’s the club’s fault. By selling both camps booze and giving them bottle service, “you’re throwing gasoline on the flames,” Jaroslawicz said. He said he had yet to see their bar tab, “but it’s probably more than kids’ tuition for the year.” The suit says Parker, ex-hubby of actress Eva Longoria, wasn’t sitting with either camp. But he has said he was “with my friend Chris Brown” when the problems started. “Me and my friends took some punches,” Parker said. “They started throwing bottles everywhere,” he said. Parker, slated to play with the French team at the Summer Olympics, said he’ll be sidelined for a week as he heals with the aid of a “therapeutic” contact lens. He said that while his eye felt all right at first, “it started getting worse,” and by the time he landed in Paris to work out with the French team, “it was really hurting so I went to the ER.” He said he’s had to wear a “therapeutic” contact lens. “I’ll be missing the start of the French team because I can’t do anything for a week except keep the lens in and then take drops,” he said.

sources: WNBC | NY Post