I can't. This 54-year-old gentleman was arrested in Fort Lauderdale last Friday. His legal name is Jackmeoff Mudd. Obviously, his parents didn't like him much or were smoking on that crack pipe when they named him. Anywho, he remains behind bars and faces several charges including assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol on the beach, violation of probation and carrying an open beverage in public. Poor fella.