Meanwhile, in Florida
Kenneth Crowder, 41, of Melbourne, Florida was arrested Friday on charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting with violence and assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer. What did he do, you ask? According to police -- and the 911 call and police radio transmission (which you can listen to, below) -- Kenneth was spotted by witnesses running naked through the neighborhood, yelling that he was a god, then tried to have sex with a tree and then attempted to give himself a professional -- because he's God. When officers confronted Kenneth, who was high on that new drug sweeping Florida called flakka, he became aggressive and identified himself as God. The officer used a Tasered Kenneth, but he pulled the probes out of his body and continued to fight the officers. He was Tasered a second time, but he again pulled out the probes and went at the officer with clenched fists. The officer punched Kenneth in the face and a scuffle ensued. During this, Kenneth said he was Thor and tried to stab the officer with the officer's badge. He was eventually taken into custody when other officers arrived. He posted bond and was released.
Here's the 911 call to police. (warning: language)
And here's the police radio transmission as they tried to locate him.