Lady Files Lawsuit Against EVERY Gay Person on Earth

Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, from Auburn, Nebraska filed the federal lawsuit Tuesday against "the homosexuals" asking a a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin. Sylvia describes herself as an ambassador of “God, And His, Son Jesus Christ [sic]” and will serve as her own lawyer in Driskell v. Homosexuals. In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive (you can read it, below), Sylvia doesn’t reference any case laws for U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster’s Dictionary. She writes: “I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people[’s] lewd behavior that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet.” She adds: “I, Sylvia Ann Driskell, ambassador for the plaintiffs – God and His son, Jesus Christ – petition your honor and the court…to be heard in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin or not a sin?” The documents go on to use passages from Leviticus and Romans to contend that God punished homosexuality as an “abomination.” Sylvia wrote that she had seen the “boasting of the defendant, the homosexuals, on the world news” and had monitored increasing rights for gay couples in the US, where several states have legalised same-sex marriage. “I contend that homosexuality is a sin and they, the homosexuals, know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality,” the documents say. “Why else would they have been hiding in a closet?” Webster’s Dictionary defines sin as the “wilful breaking of a religious or moral law," Sylvia said, before inferring that the children of gay parents were more likely to be gay themselves. “Never has our great nation the United States of America and our great state of Nebraska been besieged by sin,” she wrote. “The way to destroy a nation or state is to destroy its morals – look what happen to Sodom and Gomorrah two city because of the same immoral behavior that’s present in our nation, in our states and in our cities. God destroy them (all sic). I’m sixty-six years old and never thought that I would see the day in which our great nation or our great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people’s lewd behavior.” She claimed it was “imperative” to judge homosexuality a sin and “start standing up for the moral principles on which our great nation…was founded." Cuckoo.