Have you heard this one?Last February twin brothers Keyon and Taleon Goffney were arrested for a string of Kung-fu style robberies in three states - Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware.
But that's just the beginning of the story: Keyon and Taleon are hardcore gay porn stars, too. Making up to $1,000 per scene - some of their work bordered on incestuous.
As Keyon is set to go to trial this spring (his brother has been jailed in Philly since the arrest and last November he was sentenced to up to eight years in prison for a one-man rooftop burglary), Details magazine ran an interesting article on this amazing story, no one can make up and deserves a dramatic read from the Queen.
In May 2006, police detectives on stakeout duty at a reputedly drug-infested apartment complex in Clementon, New Jersey, noticed a guy goofing around, pulling off some impressive backflips. It was Taleon. The police say they watched him engaged in alleged drug trades, then moved in to arrest him for possession of drugs and carrying a loaded .25. With Taleon handcuffed in the back seat of a squad car, the cops set off for the station. Taleon had other ideas. According to the police account, Taleon used his legs for leverage and rammed his forehead into the rear driver's-side window, shattering the glass. Before the cops knew what was happening, he'd hurled himself headfirst through the window of the moving vehicle. Taleon was on his feet in seconds. The officers stopped the car and went after him on foot; he allegedly jump-kicked one and, soaked with sweat, slipped away when another tried to grab him. He dashed into the nearby woods and dove into a lake, using his legs to propel himself to the other side. "You know when you watched [Michael Phelps in] the Olympics?" says Clementon police chief Dave Kunkel. "That's how he was swimming." On dry land, Taleon stopped just long enough to taunt the cops he'd left on the far shore. One of the officers ended up in the hospital with shoulder, rib, and knee injuries. "You'll never catch me," Taleon shouted before disappearing into the night.
Last February, the brothers targeted a beauty supply shop in South Philly.
As Keyon stood watch, his brother, dressed in black, scaled a wall of Yo! Beauty Supply with a sack of cutting tools. He sawed through the roof, lowered himself into the building, and, police say, hacked open the ATM. Moving swiftly, he slipped into the wings joint next door and, within minutes, allegedly cleaned it out, too.
Police from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware had set up a task force to stop the mysterious rooftop burglars who were targeting businesses in all three states. A stakeout team had been following Taleon for weeks. As they surrounded the building, police say, Keyon two-wayed his brother: "Cops are all over the place!" So much for the code word. The model (Keyon) was yanked from his Passat and handcuffed just after he heard his brother's response: "Oh, shit."
Taleon was taken down several hours later at a parking garage. According to cops, they have an accomplice and you won't believe your eyes who it is!!!
During his interrogation the day of the arrest, police say, Keyon stated not only that his brother was "the mastermind" behind the crime but that his mother was in on the scheme as a second lookout. The cops say they saw her white Sequoia leave the scene. She awaits her court date with her sons. As for Keyon, he's counting on the defense-strategy hope that the police can't connect him to the other break-ins they claim the Goffneys orchestrated. "They caught me [at the beauty shop]—I'm not denying it," he says. "But prove to me I was at 40 different places. Anything I told [the police], it was out of fear."
As Keyon is set to go to trial. His brother will be tried after serving his time in Philly.
We are g-ag-g-i-i-ng! This is all too much!
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