I'm In Europe, Stupid. Remember?

Summer is almost over, but just in case you're planning a two-week holiday to Europe and don't want to incur ridiculous cell phone roaming charges, please, please, please tell your girlfriend/boyfriend/goat (we don't judge) that you will be away. And inform them by phone, e-mail, text, smoke signal, and regular mail. Because if you don't, you run the risk of finding out your girlfriend/boyfriend/goat is unstable, delusional and crazy, then this happens. Come to think of it, it's probably a good thing this fella found out his girlfriend is psycho and needs to be on meds.