'They Rapin’ E’erybody Out Here'

At about 3am yesterday morning in Huntsville, Ala., Antoine Dodson heard the horrifying screams of his sister, who awoke to find Antoine's boyfriend a stranger in her bed. Antoine sprung into action and began kung fu fighiting with the man, who ultimately fled through a window. But when the local news caught up with Antoine afterwards, hilarity ensued.

Ehaow!