Dear, Police Officers. What the F*ck is Going on in this Video?!? Signed, Concerned Citizen

I can'tttttt! ___________________________________ [DEAD]

BTW: This priest's instructional video isn't safe for work. Well, if you work at a bathhouse, then feel free to plug this into the PA system. But really, doesn't this look like a video that's been in the annals of paedophilic pastors (coughsBishopEddieLongcoughs) for years which they would show to young boys to coerce them into sex? Just saying.

Update: Yes, it's real: It's from the 1998 video Uranus: Self Anal Massage for Men and the fella in the 'stach is Joseph Kramer.