Meanwhile, in Florida

Aside from the cheap wig atop it, there's something even more f***ed up with this lady's head. This is a lady, right?

An Orlando woman has been arrested for not paying a taxicab fare of more than $200, according to the Leesburg Police Department. Deandra Ward, 23, racked up a cab-fare fee of $236 by taking a taxi from Tampa to Leesburg to meet a 13-year-old boy at his home. According to police, the boy responded to one of Ward's online ads for massages, which was posted on backpage.com, a website notorious for prostitution disguised as massages and companionship. When the taxi arrived at the boy's residence, Ward entered the home before paying the fare because she said the person she was meeting agreed to pay the cab fare, police said. The boy, however, denied agreeing to pay her cab fare, and the driver went unpaid. That's when the taxi driver called police, according to the police report. Ward told police she had proof that the boy agreed to pay the cab fare, but was unable to provide any proof at the time. Police arrested Ward on charges of petit theft and booked her in the Lake County Jail.

source: WKMG

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The One About the Lady Who Tried to Rip Off Husband's Penis After He Asked For a Divorce

Rebecca White of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was arrested last weekend and charged with aggravated assault and child abuse after she attacked her husband and attempted to pull of his penis after he suggested they get a divorce.

According to the criminal complaint, Rodney told police that during the argument Rebecca pulled off the flat screen TV from the wall upstairs and began pushing and punching Rodney is the face while he held their 2-year-old daughter. Rebecca proceeded to damage other objects in the home before grabbing a knife and meat fork and threatening to kill Rodney. Rodney told police, he feared for the safety of himself and their children. Rodney also stated that, Rebecca jumped on him and began choking him. She then grabbed his penis and attempted to pull it off. The responding officer observed red marks and bruising along Rodney’s neck and face, which was consistent with his story. Officers were unable to locate and contact Rebecca about the incident. On Monday, Rebecca White went to the APD Family Center to give her side of the story. Due to the accusations by her husband she was detained and transported to APD Northwest Substation where she was interviewed. Rebecca stated she got into an argument with Rodney because he was jealous of a man on her Facebook page. She stated she decided to break the TV because Rodney broke her computer by throwing it on the floor. She told police, Rodney began choking her during the argument and she got free by punching him the face. When she attempted to leave Rodney pushed her and pinned her down. Rebecca stated she grabbed his “nuts” and began to twist so he would let her up. She then left the residence. According to the complaint, Rebecca decided to contact police only after she learned Rodney had. She stated she was stupid for not attempting to call police sooner. Rebecca was booked on aggravated assault against a household member and abandonment or abuse of a child.

source: KOB

Donut Shop Bans 4-year-old Boy Who Asked Customer If She's Pregnant

Justin Otero, like other 4 year old kids, asks a lot of questions. Recently, Justin his mother, Rebecca, went to the Doughnut Inn in Monroe, Connecticut, and he asked a female customer if she "had a baby in her belly." The woman, who isn't pregnant, didn't take offense, but the donut shop employees were livid: they told Justin's mother the boy was no longer allowed in the shop because "he's rude."

source: WFSB

Meanwhile, in Florida

People are outraged after a Florida couple was caught having sex on a public beach Sunday afternoon in front of dozens of people including children for more than 25 minutes. Bradenton Beach police arrested Jose "Benny" Caballero and Elissa Alvarez are now charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.



source: KPHO