Cynthia Bailey Hilariously Attempts to Speak Jamaican Patois on 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'

On last night's episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, filming for Kenya Moore's straight-to-Bravo-website/Youtube sitcom began and we got to see Cynthia Bailey, who was cast as a Jamaican hairdresser, put her many years of being married to a Jamaican and being around Jamaicans and Jamaican patois/patwa put what she's learned to work. She's learned nothing and the Internet read the eyes out her for it.

Watching Cynthia trying to speak Jamaican patois is much like watching a lion maul a giraffe
— KENNÉTH (no) COLE (@_justkenneth) April 13, 2015

Cynthia's Jamaican accent makes me want to throw up... In her face. That's how offense and disrespectful it is.
— ._. (@locliss) March 23, 2015

Since when does a Jamaican beauty salon owner look like that???????? Wow. Cynthia's patois sucks nuts!! #RHOA
— Real Housewives (@Real_Housewives) February 16, 2015

Cynthia is a perfect example of when American movies introduce a Jamaican character and choose an American person that can't speak patois 😐
— sahar (@slayess_) April 13, 2015

A Jamaican husband and a Jamaican ex and Cynthia haven't mastered the accent! #RHOA
— Terron (@TeeVanity) March 23, 2015

Cynthia's fake Jamaican accent is horrible! #RHOA
— Ᏸecca (@MJStarLover) March 23, 2015

Cynthia's Jamaican accent is disrespectful and she needs to stop #RHOA
— Honey Molasses (@laureneliste) April 13, 2015

#RHOA Cynthia sounded Asian not Jamaican lol ...
— EDGEcution (@FiveSecondPose) April 13, 2015

Listening to Cynthia attempt this Jamaican accent is painful. #RHOA
— Crystal (@crystaaalSG) April 13, 2015

Somebody help Cynthia with this Jamaican accent! LMBO! #RHOA
— Eternity (@Eternity9) April 13, 2015

Cynthia and this southern, Jamaican accent. LOL. Chile, sit all the way down. #RHOA
— Dionna Samuel (@DionnaSamuel) April 13, 2015

Cynthia's Jamaican accent is tragic 😂😂😂 #RHOA
— ✨ kolorkoded ✨ (@bettawerkbish) April 13, 2015

So Cynthia couldn't watch some Jamaican comedies on youtube? I don't get it. That accent is garbage. #RHOA
— Real Housewives (@Real_Housewives) April 13, 2015

Please spare us from Cynthia's Jamaican accent! #RHOA #FixItJesus 🙏
— Kelly (@KellyParshley) April 13, 2015

Just cause you f*cked a Jamaican Cynthia doesn't mean you're Jamaican! #rhoa
— ザビエル (@TheyTwatchinX) April 13, 2015

Cynthia and this Jamaican accent can both go to hell
— Guccisma The Great (@KathyYamaGucci) April 13, 2015