Michelle Dobyne Wins the Internet

Like Sweet Brown , Courtney Barnes and Antoine Dobson before her, Michelle Dobson's eyewitness account has made her a viral stars. Ov... Read more »

Here's Video of a Drunk, Naked Man Fighting Oncoming Traffic

Shortly after midnight on Friday, police responded to a street in Essex, England after receiving calls about a drunk, naked man damaging ... Read more »

'I Don't Know What's Been Chewing On Me, But I Know I'm Ate Up'

That classic line was uttered by an unnamed resident of the Carriage Circle apartments in Pontiac, Michigan. She, along with the other res... Read more »

800lb Man Evicted From Hospital After Ordering Pizza

Steven Assanti who weighs a whopping 778 pounds was in treatment at a Rhode Island hospital to lose weight in the hopes of getting gastric... Read more »

The One About the Lady Who Says Her 10-month-old Baby Was Disqualified From Baby-Crawling Race Because She's a Scooter

It took us a while to publish this because we couldn't believe it's a real story. But alas, this story is real and it's ridicul... Read more »

This Lady Attacked Her Boyfriend After He Refused to Have Sex With Her

Tabathia Lee Grooms, 35, of Augusta, Georgia, was was arrested last Friday after she attacked her boyfriend for refusing to have sex with h... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

B*tch better have my money -- and my drugs! Daneshia Heller, 19, was arrested Tuesday in Fort Lauderdale on charges of drug possession and... Read more »

Courtney Barnes Wins the Internet With His Eyewitness Account of a 'Horrible' Police Crash in Mississippi

A new viral star just snatched Sweet Brown and Antoine Dodson's wigs. On Monday afternoon, 23-year-old Courtney Barnes was on his way ... Read more »

Man Calls 911 After His Cat Attacked Him, Forced Him Outside For 4 Hours

A man from Stamford, Connecticut called 911 during a three-hour standoff with his cat about 1:30am Wednesday. Mohammed Lokman told the 911 ... Read more »

Student Who Claims to Be Disabled After Realizing College is Hard Sues University, Professor

Jennifer Burbella of Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania is suing Misericordia University where she was a nursing student for more than $75,000 beca... Read more »

Lady Files Lawsuit Against EVERY Gay Person on Earth

Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, from Auburn, Nebraska filed the federal lawsuit Tuesday against "the homosexuals" asking a a federal jud... Read more »

Man Robs Subway Restaurant at Knife Point, Uses Stolen Cash to Buy Sandwich from Competitor

A man was charged after he robbed a Subway sandwich shop at knife point on April 27 and then crossed the street to buy a sandwich at Potbel... Read more »

The One About the Burglar Who Tried To Flee While Riding Stolen Wheelchair

Around 3:30 Thursday morning, Stanley McQuery, 54, broke into an apartment in San Diego. The resident of that apartment -- a 79-year-old a... Read more »

Hello, 911? 'I Want to Press Charges and Take Somebody to Jail'

A 14-year-old girl called 911 on Tuesday to report that several girls at a group home in Deltona, Florida tried to poison her by putting bl... Read more »

42-year-old Lady Who Didn't Make Bethune-Cookman University's Dance Team in 2009 is Suing University For $15K

LOLOLOLOL. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. This is the story of the day. Former Bethune-Cookman University student Phylis... Read more »

Man Travels Across Country to Meet Woman He's Been Dating Online for 2 Years for First Time, Then She Cracked His Skull

After meeting each other online sometime in 2013, 26-year-old Samuel Campbell and 24-year-old Haley Fox began dating. Last Wednesday, Samue... Read more »

Runner Prematurely Celebrates Win, Loses Race

You know that moment when you're about to win the men’s steeplechase at The Pepsi Team Invitational in Eugene, Oregon, and begin cele... Read more »

Man Files Lawsuit to Ban Kim Kardashian, Kanye West From Entering the State of Florida

A 44-year-old registered sex offender -- who is currently serving time for sexual assault in the Benner Township state prison in Pennsylvan... Read more »

Lady Gets KTFO With Ceramic Chicken After Breaking into Woman's Home, Strangled Her With Bra

A 61-year-old woman from Lexington, Kentucky bruised but still alive after she was attacked by a woman who tried to strangle her with her ... Read more »

Tree Huggers Say Sidewalk Tree Was 'Murdered,' Police Open Investigation

Firstly, this story reeks of an April Fool's Day prank because it's just batty. Secondly, if it is, shame on your WCBS. Since we h... Read more »