Perv Tries to Abduct, Marry 13-year-old Girl; Gets Some Sense Beaten into Him

This is one the craziest stories about a crazy person we've heard all week. The mother of a 13-year-old Des Moines, Iowa girl says the... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Sweden, Noisy Masturbator Rubs Neighbors the Wrong Way

I just can't with this story coming out of Sweden. Not today. A man has been reported to the authorities by his neighbours in Malmö aft... Read more »

NeNe Leakes Wants Y'all to Know She's the Most Relevant, Popular 'Celebrity Apprentice' Contestant

Months after Real Housewives of Atlanta star Linnethia Leakes almost decapitated Star "I'm A Lawyer" Jones Reynolds while a... Read more »

Pastor Fires Choir Director, All Hell Breaks Loose

Last Sunday at the New Welcome Baptist Church in the St. Elmo, Ala. it was fight night. After the service, pastor Daryl Riley fired Simone... Read more »

Mother of Six Whose Food Stamps Was Cut Off: 'My Babies Don't Deserve That'

A major riot was averted in Atlanta's office that administers food stamps and Medicaid yesterday as some sort of "glitch" cu... Read more »

Elderly Woman Shows Burglar the Door

A Lawrence, Mass. woman has been credited with the capture of 42-year-old Richard Kasperowitz, Jr., who burglarized eight homes in two hou... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long's Fifth Accuser Speaks Out: I Was In Love With Bishop Long, He Drove Me Mad

The Bishop Eddie Long story is one with no let up. Bombshell tonight! Weeks after he was revealed to be the Atlanta pastor's fifth -- an... Read more »

George Lopez' Talk Show Canceled

After two seasons, TBS has pulled the plug on George Lopez' late-night talk show, Lopez Tonight . In a statement the network said: ... Read more »

BBC News Presenter Has No Respect

London's burning. Over the past several days, a peaceful demonstration to protest the killing of Mark Duggan (an alleged gang member),... Read more »

Week in Review: Cee Lo Green is a Mess

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back here Monday afternoon. Sure hope you'll he here, too. ( Update : Nothing... Read more »

Hundreds of Black Teens Attack Whites at Wisconsin State Fair

What the hell?! No, really? What the hell is going on? Last night, mayhem erupted at the Wisconsin State Fair as "300 to 400" blac... Read more »

Florida: Tattoo Shop Owner Threatens to Kill Competitor; Man Assaults Blind Lady, Steals Her Parrot

In the rest of the civilized world, businesses are able to operate alongside each other and everyone gets a piece of the pie, but in Florida... Read more »

Disabled Man Chokes on Food at Restaurant, His Mother Screams 'Let Him Die!'

Rolaine Foigelman, 68, of Tonawanda, NY is what they call in the skreets a heartless bitch! She's pleaded guilty to endangering the welf... Read more »

Cee Lo Green's Ex-Jumpoff Puts His Business in the Streets

This is probably way more information than you wanted or needed to know about Cee Lo Green, but Taylor Jackson -- a 25-year-old model and b... Read more »

Mo'Nique's Talk Show a Casualty of Her Diva Attitude: report

Academy Award-winning actor and comedian cum talk show host Mo'Nique may be hitting the comedy clubs full-time, because her late-night t... Read more »

Man Shoots, Kills Neighbor's Car

The headline is not a typo. A Louisville, Ky. man is facing criminal mischief and wanton endangerment charges after he killed his neighbor... Read more »

Jesus Christ on Trial For Disciplining Those Who Disobeyed Him

Dalton Cornelius Jones of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, is currently on trial for hitting a young girl in the face and striking her with a b... Read more »

Man Puts Up Sign Telling Neighbor With Cancer to Die

Of all the neighborhood fights and feuds we've seen, these old people are still the most hilarious and this person taunting a cancer-s... Read more »

Woman Finds Live Rat in Loaf of Bread

A woman from Townsville in Queensland, Australia is traumatized after she found a live rat inside a loaf of bread (pictured) last Sunday. Th... Read more »

Is Shaquille O'Neal a Criminal Genius?

The legal troubles for former NBA baller Shaquille O'Neal continue to mount. Weeks after a former gangmember alleged that Shaq ordered h... Read more »