Also in Florida, This Lady Has Her Eyes on the Prize

A Florida woman was arrested after she called 911 to complain that the officer who had been at her home earlier denied her advances and re... Read more »

Hello, 911? Come Quick! A Restaurant Served Me Raw Waffles

We wish someone would re-enact this, because it's hilarious. On the morning of Jan 30., a woman, who may or may not be drunk, went to ... Read more »

Man Suffers Burns After Sex With Domino's Pizza, Demands Refund

This guy is obviously looking for attention, but we couldn't resist the buffoonery. The British idiot, known only as LAD_VIGO, claims t... Read more »

Meanwhile, on the Local News

Yesterday, as snow fell on NYC for the umpteenth time this winter, WABC reporter Kristin Thorne was out on Long Island to report on the st... Read more »

Councilwoman Has Breakdown on Radio Show, Claims Her Husband is Trying to Kill Her

A Memphis City Councilwoman, who also hosts a radio show, told listeners her husband is trying to kill her. In what some is calling a brea... Read more »

Preacher Sues Ebony Magazine For Something or Another

Leon Isaac Kennedy, who starred in a few movies and TV series in the '70s and '80s before he became he apparently became a preacher... Read more »

Pastor on Trial For Infecting Women With HIV Claims He Doesn't Have HIV Because HIV Tests are Unreliable

This should be interesting. A married Atlanta pastor who tested positive for HIV while in prison goes on trial next week for infecting two... Read more »

Flavor Flav Arrested on His Way to Mom's Funeral

Crackhead and woman beater Flavor Flav was arrested in Long Island, NY this morning for speeding and having a suspended license. Accordin... Read more »

This Couple Left Waitress Meth as a Tip

Looking at these mug shots, you can conclude these people are stoners. According to police, Ryan Benson and Erica Manley dined at a steakho... Read more »

Man Steals $500 Worth of Makeup From Grocery Store, Leads Cops on Low-Speed Chase

Does he look pretty? This ↑↑↑ gentleman was arrested this morning in Mesquite, Texas, after leading police on a low-speed chase. Police sai... Read more »

Hello, 911? My Granddaughter Refuses to Go Buy Me Beer

We like Rosie Pate. While the rest of us were still in bed after a long night of partaking in New Year's Eve libations, the 68-year-ol... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Venda

For the people of Venda (located near the South African-Zimbabwean border), Musangwe (bare knuckle fist fighting) is tradition, but when y... Read more »

Women Caught Smuggling Cocaine Under Their Brazilian Wigs

Police in Spain arrested two women flying in from Brazil with more than a kilo (two pounds) of cocaine each hidden under their wigs. Accord... Read more »

Woman Sues After 6-Hour Cavity Search

Last December, a US citizen was crossing the border from Mexico into the United States when Customs and Border Protection agents, who suspe... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Athens, Georgia

I don't even know what to add, but this happened... A tractor trailer was making a delivery in northeast Athens on Wednesday when it s... Read more »

Woman Publicly Shames Man Who Attacked Her After She Rebuffed His Advances

Last weekend, Alisha Hessler went clubbing with two friends and their male friend (Gabriel Urena). Toward the end of the night, Gabriel be... Read more »

This Crack Head Made More Than $1.5 Million Ripping Off Target Stores

Long before hackers stole 40 million of Target customers' credit and debit card information, this ↑↑↑ lady has been taking the country... Read more »

Man Jailed For Possession of Breath Mints

Last October, the city of New York paid substance abuse counselor George Pringle, 57, $42,500 after police accused him of crack possession ... Read more »

'...You Can Go Party. You Can Drink. You Can Come Home With Two Toes Missing'

Here's a story we -- nor police -- can't figure out. Last October, Margirae Peek of Jacksonville, Florida, says she went out for... Read more »

This Gentleman Tried to Throw 8-year-old Son Out Window

Everybody knows drugs are the devil . Brenden Fairbanks, 32, of Glendale, Arizona, was arrested earlier this week after he went batshit cr... Read more »