Lisa sez she never threatened to kill Kim, but could kick her ass

Lisa tells Essence magazine that despite Kim's spreading false rumors about her,  she never threatened her with violence, after all she is a businesswoman. Although Lisa admits to leaving Kim a voicemail, but it was all in attempt for the two to talk and clear the air.

Never would I threaten to kill anyone. Kim made a very heinous statement about me. She said I was a crack whore and that's the reason I don't have my kids. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman. 

Apparently, Kim didn't just blurt out these accusations to anyone -- she did so in front of Demi Moore. Yes, that Demi. (The "Housewives" were asked to do a cameo in Demi's upcoming film. Kim and Sheree were the only two who accepted. We're not surprised.)

We thinks the two of them (Kim and Sheree) are trying to get more shine since the season has wrapped. Kim things she can sing and wants to be a country star. Not gonna happen unless she goes to meeting with kneepads. And Sheree wants to be a fashion designer. Questionable.

I believe she's trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame, but why at my expense? I have a life outside of this show. It's unfortunate that Kim has made me her target. Perhaps it's because throughout the whole show you don't see me engaging in any drama like this. What she said was very hurtful.

Right now, Kim is in full denial mode. She denied calling Lisa a "crack whore" and filing a restraining order. 

Would I engage in any physical activity with Kim? Absolutely not. She's not worth my time. Do I know how to defend myself if I were attacked? Yes. ... 

The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, "Lisa, this is water under the bridge." And then now I find out she's claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn't threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages.

All of this sounds a lil suspicious. Lisa needs to put Kim in her place. Sheree would get turned on (how she doin') and NeNe, the show's fabubitch, could thrown in a few extra punches for good measure.