Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Madonna Falls, Busts her Ass in Rio

She's OK. That's why we can make fun of this video.



In other Madge news:
Madonna has paid her ex-husband British director Guy Ritchie up to 60 million pounds ($92 million) to settle their divorce after eight years of marriage, her spokeswoman said on Monday. Liz Rosenberg said the singer, 50, had given Ritchie, 40, between 50 and 60 million pounds ($76 million and $92 million) as part of their divorce, which was granted by a British court on November 21.

Now, she and Yankees player A-Rod can continue their platonic friendship. We hear they will be spending Christmas together. You know, the way we do with our friends - eating good food, exchanging presents, and wake up with his d*ck in you in the morning.

You know, the normal stuff.

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