Eddie Murphy as the Riddler? Not Happening!

Rumors have been swirling that Eddie Murphy will play the Riddler in the upcoming Batman film.

But we can tell you that's not gonna happen.

Eddie's reps say the rumors are false. Plus, the fans of the franchise are not happy: They don't want Eddie in their beloved film. Hello? Have they not seen Norbit. He's a fabulous actor.

Not!

Harry Knowles, a film buff, said: "There is not one shred of reality in any of these rumors. If ANY OF YOU believe any of this bullshit, you have found some crazy awesome drugs and I would like to have some of what you're having."

We don't believe it, Harry. We don't. And we don't have any drugs.

But it would be nice to see Eddie in that tight-ass green body suit and the photos of Johnny Gill on set giving him the come-hither look and Eddie trying to hide his hard-on.

How You Doin' and Allllrrrriiiht!