Thursday, December 11, 2008

Does This Man Have the World's Largest Penis?


Everton, a 31-year-old man from Brooklyn, called into the Experience today because he is tired of the constant rejection by women who are afraid to curl up with his extra-extra-extra large endowment.

Born on the island of Jamaica, he wanted to know how to get a penile reduction, but with 15" he should probably get a manager.

Yup, you read that right, he's packing 15 inches. For you size queens: it's 15" long by 2-3/4" wide. It's so huge he has to strap it to his thigh with a home-made device, so it doesn't get unruly -- if you know what we mean, and we think you do.

Because women are so afraid of the monster lurking in his pants, they run out of the bedroom or walk out on dates, therefore, Everton is still a virgin.

Woo-Woo-Woo.

Listen as he goes through Wendy's line of questioning.



Do you feel sorry for him? Or do you want to meet him? ;-)
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh man, my thoughts that my dick was too small (6.3" is not technically small but hey every guy wants another inch) completely gone. Poor bastard. Even if he did find a woman who would be willing to take that thing it's probably as soft erect as it is flaccid, might not even be able to get it in because it's too squishy.

Anonymous said...

i want to meet dis dude

Unknown said...

I believe "I" can take him...where is he? Send that Virgin baby boy to momma! Lol!!

Anonymous said...

Just kidding Lol!!

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