Everton, a 31-year-old man from Brooklyn, called into the Experience today because he is tired of the constant rejection by women who are afraid to curl up with his extra-extra-extra large endowment.
Born on the island of Jamaica, he wanted to know how to get a penile reduction, but with 15" he should probably get a manager.
Yup, you read that right, he's packing 15 inches. For you size queens: it's 15" long by 2-3/4" wide. It's so huge he has to strap it to his thigh with a home-made device, so it doesn't get unruly -- if you know what we mean, and we think you do.
Because women are so afraid of the monster lurking in his pants, they run out of the bedroom or walk out on dates, therefore, Everton is still a virgin.
Listen as he goes through Wendy's line of questioning.
Do you feel sorry for him? Or do you want to meet him? ;-)