Alan Cumming Thinks Obama Has a Big Penis and He Wants to See It

Actor Alan Cumming has a theory: confident men carry a big stick (the one in their pants) and he wants to see President Obama's ... hmmm ... d*ck.

"I’d like to see Obama naked,” he tells New York magazine. “I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size. So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows.”

Alan, who is very open about his bisexuality, says he knows Obama's hung.
“Someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.”