Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wendy Has Three Words for Bishop Jordan; The First is 'How', The Last is 'Doin'


Bishop Jordan came into the Experience to plug a $40 (yes, that's US dollars) paperback book in which he prophesied the United States' election of an African-American president and Hurricane Katrina. He also says the economy will fail, unemployment will continue to grow and diseases, like cancer, will continue to fester. The good news: He prophesies that AIDS will be cured in our life-time.

Did you get the point yet? Bishop Jordan is a prophet, like how Star Jones is a lawyer.

One of his noteworthy prophecies (at least to this blog) is that urban (black) radio will soon seize to exist. But the shocking part was Wendy's reply.

"I'm moving to TV, honey. July 13 is coming. July 13 couldn't come any faster. ... We'll be back right on Fox."

We have long speculated that Wendy will quit or be fired from her radio job to focus on her TV show when her contract expires this Spring. So her reply didn't do anything to change our minds..

But back to Bishop Jordan: How You Doin' and Allrriiight.

Listen to their conversation below. It's funny as hell. (probably not the right analogy since he's a bishop and all, but whatevs).




Don't know who Bishop Jordan is? He is founder of Zoe Ministries, where Rev Run, of Run DMC fame became an ordained minister. It's not your mother's church. Bishop Jordan preaches about money and no doubt, the congregants, who have been called "cultish", dole out heaps of their cash to "the church" and the Bishop's bank account. He has been described as a "false profit" (get it?), "egotistical" and "blasphemous." His Web site blatantly ask you to send him money for prophesies or to buy his over-priced products.
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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

THIS DUDE LOOKS SCARY! REAL SPOOKY, LOOK LIKE HE'LL PUT A SPELL OR SOMETHING ON YA! HELL NAW I AINT BUYING HIS BOOK!

Anonymous said...

I love how his old lady and kid refer to him as "Master Prophet" all the time (should be "profit")! Are they trained to do that? What a scam! Have you seen the "Master Prophet's" poorly produced, nonsensical, full of hogwash infomercial? Makes no sense and the "testimonies" are so stupid, you wonder, how could anyone believe in this stuff?!? Nothing biblical about this guy. He belongs behind bars. Come on now, his hero and mentor is the late sleazy Rev. Ike!
That says it all about his motive, his only motive, your money. How can it be legal for a person like Jordan to go on TV and spew such garbage for profit?

Anonymous said...

BISHOP JORDON IS A DAMN THIEF PROPHECY,PROPHECY ,PROPHECY I DARE HIM TO GO IN A HOSPITAL FULL OF HIV CHILDREN AN HEAL DEM I DARE HIM TO GO TO A HOSPITAL AND CURE CANCER PATIENT OR PREDICT THE NEXT HURRICANE OR EARTHQUAKE DAMN GARBAGE HEY WHEN HIM SICK YOU THINK THAT HE ASK THE HOLY GHOST FOR HEALING NO NO NO HIM FIND THE DOCTOR OFFICE FAST.SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT THE BLACK PLAGUE THAT WIPE OUT HALF OF EUROPE POPULATION THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH WHO CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE THE HOLY GHOST COULDN'T SAVE NOT ONE PERSON THEM HEALING THING DEH JUS NUH WUK .

Anonymous said...

The Bible says "Touch not my annointed do my PROPHETS no harm" and that's the word of the lord...Have u ever heard of Balaams Ass, if not, look it up, if so, remember how God opened the month of an Ass to chestise Balaam? Bishop Jordan may not be perfect but I'll tell you this I am a member of his church and back 1996 when my only child was out in the world, acting like a wholagain (sp) I kept getting a prophesy that he shall live and not die. Well, at the age of 18, he was shot w/a 357 magnum, in his face, AND LIVED. He was literally healing right before your eyes. The doctors said that they have never seen anything like it. So that's all I got to say. Believe it or not, he is a serious man of God. The Bible also says in 2nd Chron. 20:20, Believe the prophets and prosper. Your devine connection is only one person a way. I'm glad the lord led me to him so that I knew how to handle such an event. I always PROSPER W/HIM.

Prophet Tolbert said...

He is a man of God.Why do people think that a man of God shouldnt have money? the bible is full of men of God who had money and wealth. God says he makes the wisdom of this world look stupid. Everyone listens to all these psycics and mediums, even that psycic sylvia brown when she was on montel and all these ufo, 2012,and Ghost stories that are making people millions and billions of dollars, but when it comes to God, nobody including Wendy doesnt want to believe in the word of the Lord or say that the man is crazy and lying. Well Wendy one day you will have to die and go before the Lord, Until then have fun, be merry. Just know that you will have to give an account to all these idle words you are spreading in your life, What you gonna say?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous & Prophet Tolbert....Could someone tell me why "The Prophet" decided to put the "prophecy" of a Category 5 hurricane in a book without letting anyone know until AFTER 2,000 plus people lost their lives? He "predicted" the first African-American President? Really? Let me save you $40-we will have a woman as President in our lifetime! Aids cured in our lifetime? Have any of you followers seen Earvin "Magic" Johnson lately? He's had the disease since 1991! You say he "prophesied" the recession? Guess what--we've had recessions in 1954,1974,1980,1990,2000, and 2007! Anyone who is say....50 years old can tell you that you need to be on the lookout for a recession every 10-15 years! If you need any other "prophecies", I'll send you my P.O. Box, and for the small "seed" of $3,000 I'll hook you up with all the info you need!

Anonymous said...

I hear all these awful statements about Bernard Jordan, who I have been dealing with within my life for several years now! Its true he always request money! but for what? his services and your needs...Every thing he announce on my behalf came to life and it actually happen...so to each's own!! The money request's is defintely too high, But his word's of prophecy it's complicated..."Real S@#%t!!

Anonymous said...

Money matter and the gospel is disturbing just open your eyes.Man is using the free gospel to enrich themselves.Merchadising the gospel?

Anonymous said...

I know this man, Ive sat with him while he counted his money after large offerings in hotels, I remember him laughing because one of his Ministers foster kids were taken, she was so hurt because she could'nt have children and he found that quite funny. Ive heard him curse people. However I do believe he was honest in the begining. Though he is not a very bright person, he has seized the opportunity to lead sheep to the slaughter for his personal gain. And just like he claims that it's God who shows him the future, a lot if it is speculated based on satistics and past occurences. He has now been around long enough where as the average person with some sense can speculate where this is ending up, and it aint good. All at once the pain caused by taking peoples rent money, and lunch money, giving people rides to the cash machine, selling people rocks for $500., to name a few gimmicks. All of their pains you will feel all at once, it will be unbearable for you. The root of the tree is corrupt and that explains the fruit. I would advise you not to seek money any more but to seek a true friend, because you will need one.

drew said...

I pledged many donations had many prophecy and waited and waited and I'm still in waiting and not one prophecy has come to past . I here people receiving there harvest on there line after sowing the next day and its always one of his prophets . I'm not sure what to think but i didn't give up on the lord and never will besides the lord loves a cheerful giver but now I give only to my church. Don't know what if he's the real deal or not. But a prophets words are not suppose to fall to the ground amen.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, Satan does have power also, and when you call on people that are controlled by the devil you get what the devil has to offer. No where in the bible does it say that "prophets " were charging cash for prophecies , unless they were not of God... Gods prophets just spoke the word that God put in their mouth...Satan comes to rob , kill, and destroy... And so do people that are controlled by him!

watch out said...

This guy should be known as the MASTER bator.
He is such a wanker and smiles all the time about the cash he is hauling in. He is cleer with his free prophecy marketing to get peoples contact info then hounds them to sow seed (moola and lots of it) day after day after day.
Hell sell anything especially his soul which unlike his products Im sure came ch

Natalie Wilder said...

Well,everybody has their experiences in life they also have the will to choose whom they shall serve and whom they shall believe. Not a lot of people try people places and things for themselves. I met the Prophet and his genuiness was revealed to me in his conduct and hand writing. Believe whom you please. You pay the price for everything else in this world so why not pay the price of getting closer to God through an inspired man of God? Peace!

Anonymous said...

It's sad to hear people who thinks it's okay to pay to get closer to God, when God offers that for free.

I'm not here to judge the bishop, but just to say, that all u have to do is open your bible and read it yourself, reach out to God through prayer with a sincere heart, draw close to Him and He will share His heart with you, and protect you, keep you, guide you and bless you.

You don't need to pay anyone to experience God and have a relationship with Him, to know what God has to say, just read your bible

Anonymous said...

He is a fraud, plan and simple. You might just as well flush your money down the toilet - you'll get the same result, nothing.

MPUMIE said...

Leave the man of God alone, If you don't believe in Him, keep your opinion to yourself, why people always stand infront of God s work, Prophet is not singing tune that people must kill each other, bewitch or do all the terrible things, He is reaveling all the good and positive purpose of God for your life, And for others information, it was also in the old testament that when pple went to the profet they exchange the message wth coins, ANYWAY you only value what you put your money in, and if God s purpose for profet to get money like that He will continue getting it whether pple like it or not, approve or not,,,,, I am a South African, I receive his messages everyday, and believe me they working for me, they really shaped my life, they always prompt, unswers to every questions I have.... GOD BLESS THIS MAN OF GOD.

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