How Does This Woman Get Through an Airport?!

This makes us squeamish. But since it's our goal to bring you the most interesting stories around (86ing almost all of those petty gossip items and photos of celebs out and about, for instance), we decided to post this about a woman with a very high metal content.

In 2000 Elaine Davidson was awarded the Guinness World Record for having the most piercings; she had 462.

A paltry sum, when compared to the 6,005 she has today. In fact, more than 1,500 are "internal." Where? She doesn't say.

But what's really interesting, according to the Daily Mail, is that Elaine doesn't like to be pierced.

"I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record. My family don't even like tattoos or piercings. But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me," she says.

We hear that girl, live your life!

But, how da hell do you get through an airport?

We couldn't post a photo of Elaine - again, we're squeamish - but you can watch an interview with her after the jump.

This is for the Italians. (If it's not Italian, let us know.)