Monday, March 2, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Intends to Die At 30


Lindsay Lohan's confession to friends have apparently have them worried - and no doubt, plotting on her fortunes.

A friend tells Star magazine that Lindsay doesn't want to live past 30.
“She’s said many times that she never wants to live too far past 30 because she doesn’t want to get old and ugly. She’s always wanted to die young like her idol, Marilyn Monroe.”

Why? Because at 31, you are now old decrepit and in need of a walker and nurses aide?

Bitch, please!

She's 22 now. So, for the next eight years, y'all will be on Lindsay death-watch. We won't.
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