Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Gary Coleman Will Punch You in the Face


Actor Gary Coleman is none too pleased with the outcome of his latest film Midgets vs. Mascots, which will debut at the prestigious Tribeca Film Festival in New York City.

In this recent YouTube video, he says the movie was worse than a film-school project, caused him enormous grief and nearly cost him his relationship with his wife.

“"I shouldn't be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming. This movie almost cost me my relationship with my wife. It has caused me grief . . . I'm going to bash my fists right in my agent's face."

[Watch video after the jump.]


Apparently the movie is about a porn-mogul dwarf who stages a series of competitions at his house for a grand prize of $1 million (the competitions include games like "Who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest?" and "How few insults does it take to get punched in a bar?").

The agent is not afraid of Gary (really, who is?). He says as Gary’s fists “are basically the size of a cute little newborn hampster, or maybe a large Chicken McNugget."

Grease!

These "celebrities" will do all they can to draw attention to their movie, we would go out on a limb here to say, Gary is trying to do just that.



He also accuses white people of being racists.



Clearly, the Obama message of change did not reach Gary.

(no we will not go there with why the message hasn't reached him yet...lol)


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1 comments:

Anonymous said...

He looks like Cuba Gooding!!!

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