Shawn Johnson's Dance Partner and His Huge Hard-On
Olympian Shawn Johnson had a bad week, you know having to deal with a deranged stalker.
But, she seems to be all smiles this week after her performance on "Dancing with the Stars".
Just don't any pay attention to the raging hard-on in Marc Ballas' - her dance partner - shorts.
Then again, how can you miss it; That thing's about to poke her in the you-know-what.
Hey, Marc, she's 17.
"It's a felony!" (Shout out to Joel McHale and "The Soup". His show always play that soundbite whenever they refer to slutty Miley Cyrus and her man Justin, who is packing, too.)