Two Domino’s Pizza Pranksters Arrested, One Raped 14-Year-Old Girl
Two Domino’s Pizza dimwits - we'll call them Kristy Hammonds and Michael Setzer - posted a video of them making unsanitary sandwiches intended for human consumption.
Kristy, 31, and Michael, 32, put cheese up his nose, nasal mucus on the sandwiches, and violating other health-code standards. Kristy provided the commentary.
“In about five minutes it’ll be sent out on delivery where somebody will be eating these, yes, eating them, and little did they know that cheese was in his nose and that there was some lethal gas that ended up on their salami. Now that’s how we roll at Domino’s," she said in the video.
Not long after the smartasses posted the video on YouTube, the restaurant was identified as on located in Conover, N.C. and Kristy and Michael were hauled off to jail after they got fired, that is.
Domino's has been trying their damndest to overcome this PR nightmare.
Kristy has since apologized.
“It was fake and I wish that everyone knew that!!!! I AM SOO SORRY!" she wrote in an e-mail.
However, The Smoking Gun has revealed that Kristy is a registered sex offender, too. Over a four-month in period in 2006 she raped a 14-year-old girl. She was charged with three counts of statutory rape and pleaded guilty last June to a reduced count of misdemeanor sexual battery. As part of her plea deal, Kristy was ordered "not to be alone with anyone 16 or under, with the exception of her own children." She was also placed on probation for two years, hit with a 60-day suspended jail sentence, and pay a $1941 fine.