Thursday, July 9, 2009

The World's Strongest Vagina


A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 31-pound glass ball with her vagina muscles.

Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, has been exercising her vagina muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the owner of the world’s strongest vagina.

Um... Congratulations?

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina "fitness", and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

She recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

The world's smallest penis has no chance. Zilch.




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